What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.