What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.