What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.