How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...