How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang