Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why are you so excited?

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.