Calm Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.