How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.