How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.