How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.