What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.