What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too