What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too