What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels