What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.