The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!
A: The car salesman can probably drive!
Ebola cereal!
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...
Noel.
There's Noel.
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.