Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.