Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.