Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.