How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.