How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!