How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.