How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer