What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!