What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners