What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.