What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.