What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.