What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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zero, because none of them knows how to

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.