How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...