Flap Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room