Flap Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

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Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.