What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.