What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.