How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.