How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...