How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!