How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.