How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin