How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.