How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?