How do you know when a vampire is sick?

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.