What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.