What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.