What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.