Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Straight jack it.

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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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He was made out of Plato

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Flossophy.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!