How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad