How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.