How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free