How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.