How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick