What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.