What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.