What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.