What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.