Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!