Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

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Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!