Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing