Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)