Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.