What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.