What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.