Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo