Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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One was shot for playing with little children.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.