How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!