How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Irish Man Jokes More Irish Man Jokes

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None