How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

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What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.