What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB