How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.