What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin