What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.