Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Posthumous Prime

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Because he was baroque.

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Oh,the humanities!

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He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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At the basketball.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

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I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento