How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.