How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"