How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.