How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.