Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because it would be a party fowl.
6
Start from scratch.
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
None, Mexicans do it for them.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
My zipper.
By the ears.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
A rotisserie chicken
It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.
Not all of them.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
A full set of teeth
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
because they never drink alone.
