Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Penaltea!
Space Bars
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
Neighbor
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Lieutenant
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
Your spinning me a yarn here !
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
None *et al.*
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
The Patriots
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
Drunken Donuts
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.