Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because it was making him moody.
A functioning alcoholic.
Because they knead dough.
You staple food on the ceilings.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
My zipper.
A rotisserie chicken
They are always spinning !
Too much work.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
Let's go ride our bikes.
Throw a flashbang into the room.
squishes out of the room*
They both like to crack open a cold one
They both love to crack open a cold one.