How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

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Alien vs. Predator

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Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)