How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...