Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
None... they just shoot the room for being black.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
An eggsy-stench-alist.
They believe in a single-pair system.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Google, like everybody does.
Because Allah likes digimon
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
ALLAHPOO AKBAR!