How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.