What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!