Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.