Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.