Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.