Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.