Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"