Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.