Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice