Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.