Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.