Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!