How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.