Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
People who post the joke intro twice.
Because people are dying to get in.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.
NASCAR
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
