How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.