How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.