Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!