Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)