What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Fred Flintstone Jokes More Fred Flintstone Jokes

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.