A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
why don't we have both
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
A Baboom!
A grudge.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!
Duty. Honor.
Arrrrrr Metis!
A tourist.
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."