How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.