How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."