How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.