How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions