A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
I don't care. You pick
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
A: Moonbeams.
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Bro sure!
Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."
A tourist.
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
