How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.