A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
To get to the otherside!
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
You ask them to hold the door for you.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
You don't need to, they'll tell you
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
A tourist.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
He was asking for directions.