How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.