How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

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A: Its peelings were hurt.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.