One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Because you're breaking wind.
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
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Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
Patty O'Furnature
You don't no jack!
A: Its peelings were hurt.
