What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

Contest Jokes More Contest Jokes

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)