What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest