Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Church.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because his skeleton was in the closet
Because nobody is looking for them.
They're both hide and seek champions!
He had "No body " to go with.
Because he was skint.
A fair cop !
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)