What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Because his skeleton was in the closet

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Because nobody is looking for them.

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He had "No body " to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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A fair cop !

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest