He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Because they're missing two towers
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
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He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
