What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"