What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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Putin Windows duh.

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DIR

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because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Getting sleighed.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"