What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!