What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Because they're always looking for drains.

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By looking out the kitchen window.

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So the Mexicans can window shop.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"