What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"