What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.