What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.