What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.