What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.