What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's