What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's