What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's