What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's