Santa has just 3 Ho's...
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Attire.
A Giving Christmas Tree
Because it'd Krampus style.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
IUD
Their Pimp
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Santa stops at 3 Ho's