What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.