Because they can't stop saving their work.
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Because some relationships don't work out.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Willie Nelson
Michael Jackson
Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.